Because we miss you and really want to make it work this time.
Cracked parodies Uber, the ubiquitous private car network, with “Uber-Ex” an on-call car service where passengers get driven home by their former lovers who already know how to get there, making for a really uncomfortable ride.
Using our state-of-the art social algorithms and your sister, Uber-Ex can predictively target both your pick up and destination points.
